I had promised that there would be no blogging till thursday but na lie...
here are a few reasons why we should thank the almighty, technology, indian tradition and money for the creation of the new phenomenon...HUMAN HAIR...remy to be precise!
1. People with short hair can now have cause to glorify the almighty...Imagine if your hair lost the ability to grow because you went to school in Badore, Loyola, Louisville, Adesoye...sha you get all those schools where you had to have 'low cut'...
2. People with bad hair can cover it up...you know like the ones with 'chop chop' in front and at the back...kai we thank God...or the ones where the front is long and the back is non-existent...or thin,discoloured hair...wow!
3. People with long hair who do not have the liver to cut it can feel among with Ri-ri and Vicky. B! *guilty as charged*
4. *****The P and Swagger can be heavy on you...ok this sentence made no sense, I just wanted to say it...basically remy hair now separates your weave(technically) from Mercy's own because yours is 30,000 naira or £80 and hers was 12pounds...*personally, a weave is a weave to me, I always know!!!
So people, let us kneel down everyday and give glory to God for this creation...btw if anyone has seen 'DJM's' rant about weaves, I agree with him but that's blog for later...till then *peace*beating my chest*two fingers sideways*
Abi o thank God for weaves.....but really who cares if my weave was bought for 10p and u spent ur whole life savngs to buy urs..i dnt give a rats ass,as long as the hair comes out lookin good..nawa 4 all this unecessary competition taht we women like 2 disturb ourselves with.
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